Fries to Die for

Posted on January 18, 2011


Check it out you people – French Fries are not only dangerous because of the trans-fat cooking grease, but they provoke argument, dissent and ultimately – violence between individuals.    French Fries HAVE TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Police Say Man Shot Over French Fry Argument

January 17, 2011 7:00 AM

PHILADELPHIA (CBS) – A man was shot after an apparent argument over fast food in the city’s Northern Liberties section early Monday morning.

The two men were in a parked car near the intersection of 2nd and Callowhill Streets, eating fast food when an argument broke out over french fries, according to police.

The two men got out of the car, started fighting, and investigators say that’s when one of them pulled a gun and shot the other.

The victim was taken to Hahnemann University Hospital in critical condition.

Witnesses tell police the shooter drove off in a silver Mercedes.  The hunt continues for that car.

No word on what started the argument over the fries.