Climate Change Denied? Pshah!

Posted on April 1, 2012


The young lady in the above photo,  Kari Norgaard, Professor of  ‘sociology’ and ‘environMENTAL studies’ at Oregon State U,  is postulating that people (like myself) that don’t believe the truth about man-made global warming – ‘Climate Skeptics’, in other words –  are suffering a mental condition that “must be recognized and treated” as an aberrant sociological behavior.  I’ve always thought of myself as somewhat aberrant, just maybe not in this particular way.  But there I go denying again.

The minute I saw the picture,  I knew that in addition to my state of dementia and delusion in not accepting the ‘settled science’ about anthropogenic climate change, I would also succumb to the irresistible  impulse of checking to see if Garth from the classic SNL skit ‘Wayne’s World’ had spawned any love children.  I mean, come on – take a look and tell me there isn’t some genetic markers these two have in common:

“Way.”   “NO  Way”.   “Wayyyy !!!”.

Don’t make me angry by telling me that you don’t see it.  I’m serious – Dana Carvey is mixed up in this deal someway or another.

According to Prison Planet reporter, Paul Joseph Watson, Professor  Norgaard, who is currently appearing at the ‘Planet Under Pressure’ conference in London, has presented a paper in which she argues that “cultural resistance” to accepting the premise that humans are responsible for climate change “must be recognized and treated” as an aberrant sociological behavior.

So we need treatment.  I suppose I should then suggest that Obama could create some ‘Green Jobs’ initiative based on training social workers to assist us with our psychotic inability to deal with the reality of our impact on the planet from too large a carbon footprint.

“Nurse Jones, I need your assistance.  We’ve just admitted another psych patient with ‘Acute Global Warming  Skeptimania’.  We have the detainee, er I mean, ‘patient’ strapped to the gurney and I’ll need you to administer 50cc of the enviroconformity serum, STAT!!!” 

” As you say Dr. Moreau, I’ll be there on the Q.T.   I think those Right Wing talkers on the radio, along with Senator Inhofe, should be arrested for the disorderly and befuddled humanity we’re seeing now every day.”

” I understand your concern, Nurse Jones, but no – in a way, we can be thankful to them.  First of all, you and I have Green jobs to thank for their deceit and misinformation.   Besides that, while  we have the patients  here, we can take the opportunity to rid them of all sorts of other conservative psychoses and social disorders, like Homophobia, Gun addiction, aversion to Socialism, Distrust of Democrats and Labor Unions,  Opposition to Amnesty, Politically Incorrect speech patterns and more. 

Believe me, Nurse Jones, this is a crisis that is too good to waste.  Be grateful for it Nurse Jones.  Nurse Jones, may I call you Mother?”

To learn more about Professor Norgaard’s incredible prescient and insightful conclusions about your delusional state, you can check out the full article in Info Wars, here.   But if you’re just a recalcitrant and extremely defiant ‘denier’ like I am, you might find your time better spent enjoying this most awesome flashback:

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