The First Inmate

Posted on July 3, 2013

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I, uh debated whether or not to subject to the horror of this woman’s grill. As you can see, you lost.

First Skank Michelle Obama, according to ABC News, described living in the White House as like being in a “really nice prison.”  I had no choice, I had to comment on this.

‘Really nice prison’?  World Trade Federation?  Michelle, what prisons have you been in that you can draw a comparison to the White House?  Mrs. Obama’s comment came during her discussion with former First Lady Laura Bush at the African First Ladies Summit in Tanzania during an interview moderated by journalist Cokie Roberts.  By the way – what is a ‘Cokie’?  Is that someone who’s into blow?

So, Michelle is in Africa, not the White House, and is whining about her life.  In Africa, Michelle?  In Africa, where poverty, malnutrition, disease, ethnic cleansing and women are oppressed – you are griping about living in the White House?  Are you kidding me?  The White House?  I’d hole up in that slam as long as I could before they tossed my cracker ass out of there!

Former First Lady Laura Bush, maintained a friendly, polite, demeanor in keeping with how her husband has been engaging in tongue hockey with Barack Obama.  But she wasn’t buying it anyway.  She told the audience that First Lady’s don’t have to prepare meals because the White House has a Chef on staff.  This was her subtle and classy way of saying, “May I pour you a nice cup of Shut the Hell up, you stupid bitch?”

Ms. Obama, wife of the man impersonating a President and making a horrific mess of it has the unmitigated audacity to spit in all of our faces with her ingratitude.  This is the ‘Vacation Junkie’ that according to reports from people maintaining the accounting of White House expenses, wasted $10 million of the taxpayer’s hard confiscated money, in 2010 alone!

The U.K. Daily Mail Online, gives a small sample of the lush pickings of Michelle Obama:

“The First Lady is believed to have taken 42 days of holiday in the past year, including a $375,000 break in Spain and a four-day ski trip to Vail, Colorado, where she spent $2,000 a night on a suite at the Sebastian hotel.

And the first family’s nine-day stay in Martha’s Vineyard is also proving costly, with rental of the Blue Heron Farm property alone costing an estimated $50,000 a week. The source continued: ‘Michelle also enjoys drinking expensive booze during her trips. She favours martinis with top-shelf vodka and has a taste for rich sparking wines.

‘The vacations are totally Michelle’s idea. She’s like a junkie. She can’t schedule enough getaways, and she lives from one to the next – all the while sticking it to hardworking Americans.’

Obama Vacation Highlights.

GIRL’S TRIP TO SPAIN:

  • Use of Air Force Two, the Air Force version of a 757, comes in at $149,900 for the round trip. This does not include time on the ground.
  • Mrs Obama’s personal staff, of which there are an unknown amount and might cost considerably more per day, should also be taken into account.

CHRISTMAS BREAK IN HAWAII: DECEMBER 2010 – Est. total $1.5 M

  • $1,000,000 on Mr Obama’s return trip from Washington on Air Force One.
  • $38,000 for the ‘Winter White House’ beach property rental. Pardon me, but John Adams would be turning in his grave!
  • $63,000 on an early flight bringing Mrs Obama and the children to Hawaii ahead of the President.
  • $134,000 for 24 White House staff to stay at the Moana Hotel. Dear heavens, mustn’t leave those poor souls behind to languish in ‘the Prison at 1600 Pennsylvania’!

SKI TRIP TO VAIL: FEBRUARY 2011

  • Mrs Obama and her daughters stayed at the Sebastian hotel on Vail Mountain, where rooms cost more than $2,400 for multi-bedroom suites.
  • Again add up RT costs on AirForce One.
  • They were escorted to the resort by a motorcade of about a dozen vehicles, including 15 state and local law enforcement officers. Oh yes, by all means – as everyone knows that the Vail resorts are a hotbed of terror cells.

SUMMER HOLIDAY ON MARTHA’S VINEYARD: AUGUST 2011

  • The Blue Heron Farm estate, where the Obama family are currently staying, rents for about $50,000 a week. $50K a week! Poor old thrifty John Adams just woke up again.

Here is a comprehensive list:

– February 2013 – Michelle and daughter’s Aspen Ski trip – again.
– January 2013 – Hawaii again.
— President’s Day 2012, Michelle and the first daughters in Aspen, Colorado to ski.
— Christmas 2011, the first family in Hawaii for an extended vacation.
— Summer 2011, in Martha’s Vineyard, Mass., for the annual beach break.
— June 2011, the first lady, her mother and daughters traveled to South Africa and Botswana.
— President’s Day 2011, the first lady and first daughters travel to Vail to ski.
— Christmas 2010, in Hawaii.
— August 2010, the first family traveled to Panama City Beach, Fla., for some sun and fun at the beach.
— August 2010, Obama spent the weekend alone in Chicago for his 49th birthday bash.
— August 2010, the first lady and daughter Sasha traveled to Spain for a mother-daughter vacation.
— August 2010, summer vacation again at Martha’s Vineyard.
— July 2010, the first family went to Mount Desert Island, Maine.
— May 2010, the first family had a four-day trip to Chicago.
— March 2010, first lady and daughter spend Spring Break in New York City.
— Christmas 2009, Hawaii again for the annual break.
— August 2009, at Yellowstone National Park and the Grand Canyon for a short vacation.
— August 2009, their first summer vacation as first family at Martha’s Vineyard, Mass.

It’s a bit staggering, the narcissism of this woman.  I don’t think they even get this many outings at ‘Country Club Prisons’.  I’ll tell you what. I’ll be more than happy to commute Michelle’s sentence and let her go back to Chicago.  Don’t let the White House door smack you on your wide ass on the way out the door, and take your fellow inmate Barry along with you!

Added bonus – here’s White House Spokeshole, Jay Blarney blowing off a legitimate question about the Obama’s extravagant vacationing by providing a stupid answer.  Notice also the White House Press Corps reaction to the question.  It ranges from smirks to indignation. The Obama Media Complex has to suffer through an actual fastball pitch that Blarney can’t see much less attempt to hit. But then Blarney couldn’t hit water if he fell out of a boat.

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