Ready 4 Hillary? Yes and No.

Posted on January 6, 2014

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Here’s a memo that is apparently circulating within Democrat Party email lists to the most childish, half-witted rubes in America, the walking, brain-dead Democrat cult member. The fact that this PAC is headed by General Wesley Clark, should give you pause the next time you reflexively equate greatness with military leadership. This is a guy who not only will vote for such an abominable creature as Hillary Clinton, but in pimping her nomination, callously abandon one of the most basic principals of noble battlefield ethics – leave no soldier behind, which is precisely the heinous and treacherous act that Hillary Clinton committed in collusion with the Counterfeit-In-Chief and the Secretary of Defense, while the Ambassador for Libya and the brave men from the CIA annex and compound security, were under attack.  I don’t think you can make a distinction between Hillary Clinton and ‘Hanoi Jane’ Fonda.

“At this point, what difference does it make?”

From: General Wes Clark [info@hillaryclinton.com] Date: January 5, 2014, 3:06:45 PM EST Subject: Free Hillary Clinton Bumper Sticker Reply-To: info@hillaryclinton.com

Have you picked up your free Ready for Hillary bumper sticker yet?

Please take a moment to read this special message from General Wes Clark. Ready For Hillary PAC is solely responsible for the content of this message. Grassroots movements happen when neighbors talk to neighbors and tell them to get involved. One of the best ways to spark these conversations about Hillary potentially running in 2016 is by showing your support right now. Have you picked up your free Ready for Hillary bumper sticker yet? http://www.readyforhillary.com/Free-Stickers

Hillary has what it takes to be the next President of the United States. But today, as she decides whether to run she needs to see our support.

Now is the time to get our support for Hillary organized and ready for 2016. Claim your free sticker: Proudly put your support for Hillary on display and tell your friends to do the same. Thanks for joining with us, General Wes Clark   In the run up to the nomination cycle, I will have a great deal more to outline regarding Ms.Clinton’s ‘qualifications’ for office, but just for a moment, permit me to riff here a little with this nonsensical email campaign blast.

“Grassroots movements happen when neighbors talk to neighbors and tell them to get involved.”

  Grassroots?  Pull your hair out by the roots, maybe.  Associating the Clintons with anything even remotely resembling “grassroots” is pure Comedy Gold. You’d have to be smoking some hard core grass, to think approaching a neighbor to suggest supporting Hillary Clinton, is anything but a douchy thing to do.  Of course, I guess it depends on the neighborhood, but it still smacks of the kind of impaired judgment that clouds of Marijuana smoke produce.  But, who am I to knock someone else’s high?

“One of the best ways to spark these conversations about Hillary potentially running in 2016 is by showing your support right now.”

  My response is, “one of the best ways to get an earful of what the majority of Americans think of HRC, would be to slap that sticker on your car and then hail the neighbor and say, “Hey, get a load of this – our next president!”   Earth to Democrat Cultist – Hillary Clinton’s character as a consequence of a recent sequence of events, has been tried in the balance and found wanting.  Adding to this, she has the stink of the failed Obama regime all over her.  She’s going to spend an inordinate amount of time and effort in pasting over her role in a disreputable administration, and explaining the obscene sums of money she’s collecting from the players on Wall Street that just dragged us into a colossal recession and a jobless ‘recovery’ on the other side.  Goldman Sachs, Blackstone, the Carlyle Group, Citigroup, J.P. Morgan Chase, Morgan Stanley, Time Warner, Met Life, and the list goes on and on.  Politico even quotes “a well-place Democrat” as saying, “Wall Street folks are so happy about [having Clinton run] that they won’t care what she says.”   And then there’s Obamacare.  On the face of it, it is bizarre that Obama, in 2007, campaigned against Hillary’s outline of proposed changes to the healthcare insurance industry (including the beloved ‘Individual Mandate’) and as history shows, he, once elected, pushed just that rejected model through Congress.  Is Hillary’s train wreck of a healthcare remake that Obama gleefully pasted his sticker on, something that your neighbors will consider a monumental success?

“Claim your free sticker: Proudly put your support for Hillary on display and tell your friends to do the same.”

  Yes, you will see some of these Clinton-Bots, proudly (proud about what?), defacing the tail end of their vehicle, with the ‘free sticker’, which, no doubt comes with a hustle for a campaign donation.  Recognize it as the mark of an individual with a strong immunity to reality, decency and common sense.   “Ready 4 Hillary”?????  Yeah, I’m ready for Hillary.  I’m ready 4 Hillary like I’m ready for:

  • Having an vasectomy performed by a doctor that just came back from an 8 Martini lunch, capped off by 2 or 3 Tequila shooters.
  • Falling from a 50 story building.
  • A drink of water from Onondaga Lake in Syracuse, NY.
  • A dinner date with Cher’s (Daughter / Son?), Chaz Bono.
  • A root canal without sedation.
  • Parachute jumping with a non-functional pack.

  O.K., that’s the general idea to get you started. Now, I’m looking for you to apply your ‘funny bone’ (the one underneath your hat) and come up with some good one’s of your own to add to the list.