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The Donald Trump Natural Born Nonsense that won’t die Naturally

January 18, 2016


The Natural Born Citizen issue that reared its ugly head before and during the most recent GOP Presidential debate in Charleston, SC – is still actively being disputed in the Conservative social media universe and in the news cycle itself. Donald Trump is hammering on it in speeches in Iowa and, not surprisingly, Ann Coulter […]

Ignorance Is Strength

March 2, 2014


I ran across a story about a young woman (at least she claims to be  and bears the marginal outward appearance thereof), that is a senior, scheduled to graduate from Haaaavaaad (Harvard) U this year.  It was at once, fall out of the tree funny – because this chicky poo is serious as a breast […]

The Buffoon from the Chicago Tribune

January 14, 2014


You’ll forgive me if I just take a break from the ordinary format of buttressing my perspectives with documentation, quotes and data points and just vent.  Perhaps I should do so more often and likely I will, because progressives don’t know what to do with the truth when they see it and you rely on […]

The First Inmate

July 3, 2013


First Skank Michelle Obama, according to ABC News, described living in the White House as like being in a “really nice prison.”  I had no choice, I had to comment on this. ‘Really nice prison’?  World Trade Federation?  Michelle, what prisons have you been in that you can draw a comparison to the White House?  […]

I Love A Man in Uniform!

June 24, 2013


Another day, another atrocity in our nation’s slide into the Pit of Depravity.  The Pit of Depravity is a new waterpark they’re building in Arlington County.  The slides look fun.  We knew that whoever Obama selected for SecDef was going to be at least equally as bad as RapMaster Leon P –  so today’s Blasted […]

Two Opposable Digits Up

March 14, 2013


The North Koreans have done it again.  Am I referring to a new underground nuclear test?  A test launch of a new TaipoDong?  Another terroristic threat to destroy American cities?  No, this time they have entered the arena of film making in the most auspicious of manner.  They have produced a dazzling, brilliant piece of […]

‘Active Shooter’ Safety Training for Obama Voters

January 31, 2013


  The Department of Homeland Security has prepared a video for all Americans who are so mentally challenged as to have voted for Barack Obama’s re-election.  This video is called ‘Options for consideration’ and its premise is to help the growing number of Americans that are unable to think for themselves or execute simple mental […]

The ‘Chicken’ Game

December 3, 2012


The ‘Fiscal Cliff’.  Of all the shameful travesties that have come forth from a federal government that neither the founding fathers, nor any other American leader of substance would recognize, the ‘Fiscal Cliff’ ranks near the top in terms of cowardice, foolishness and gross negligence. On the odd chance that the Fiscal Cliff hasn’t come […]

My Apology Tour

November 7, 2012


Time for me to face the music and eat the Crow I ordered with Humble Pie for dessert.  For any and all that I led down the path with my foolhardy election prediction, please accept my heartfelt and sincere apology.  Apparently, there is a category within the general spectrum of idiots covered here in Blasted […]

“Hey, cool it, Hot Dog!”

July 18, 2012


Rumors had been swirling and the media had been ejaculating about the possibility that disgraced Former Congressman Anthony Weiner was interested in the opening that presented itself for the office of New York Mayor since Bloom-Burqa will not be running for another term.   There was a copious amount of speculation among observers about Weiner’s failure […]